{"id":8548798366013,"title":"Carte postale en papier découpé en bois💓","handle":"carte-postale-en-papier-decoupe-en-bois","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #c4752c;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCARACTÉRISTIQUES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTu es né avec un tas de merde donc tu le dépense comme un gosse avec une carte de crédit. Vous vous foutez de vos amis, de vos notes, de votre sens de la mode, des opinions des inconnus. \u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a582;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTu cèdes trop à trop de choses. vous en avez tellement.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e😊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg height=\"495\" width=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\" data-mce-selected=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a581;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnsuite, en vieillissant, vous pourriez avoir 10 baise par mois, alors vous apprenez à les planifier.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eVous allouez les conneries à la famille et à la carrière, mais il n'y a pas assez de conneries à dépenser pour les dernières tendances de la mode. Oh, quelqu'un au travail a besoin de mon aide pour quelque chose qui n'est pas mon travail ? Je ferai de mon mieux pour donner des coups, mais ce mois-ci est assez serré.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnsuite, en vieillissant, vous n'obtenez que 1 à 2 baise par mois et ces baises sont sacrément précieuses. Vous le donnez à votre famille, à vos passe-temps et à votre travail, mais c'est à peu près tout. Ce n'est pas ta faute -\u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a582;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e les baises expirent trop vite. J'aurais sauvé mes putains de ma jeunesse mais je n'ai pas pu.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a582;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnsuite, vous avez la putain de faillite. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eVous obtenez environ une baise par an et vous devez le supporter. Alors vous y renoncez, et même les choses qui valaient la peine d'être foutues, vous n'en avez rien à foutre. Certaines personnes manquent d'argent très rapidement, d'autres ont un putain de fonds en fiducie qui verse un montant décent jusqu'à un âge avancé. Mais à un moment donné, la bite de baise est complètement vide et vous n'avez plus rien à foutre. 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Vous vous foutez de vos amis, de vos notes, de votre sens de la mode, des opinions des inconnus. \u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a582;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTu cèdes trop à trop de choses. vous en avez tellement.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e😊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg height=\"495\" width=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\" data-mce-selected=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a581;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnsuite, en vieillissant, vous pourriez avoir 10 baise par mois, alors vous apprenez à les planifier.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eVous allouez les conneries à la famille et à la carrière, mais il n'y a pas assez de conneries à dépenser pour les dernières tendances de la mode. 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J'aurais sauvé mes putains de ma jeunesse mais je n'ai pas pu.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a582;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnsuite, vous avez la putain de faillite. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eVous obtenez environ une baise par an et vous devez le supporter. Alors vous y renoncez, et même les choses qui valaient la peine d'être foutues, vous n'en avez rien à foutre. Certaines personnes manquent d'argent très rapidement, d'autres ont un putain de fonds en fiducie qui verse un montant décent jusqu'à un âge avancé. Mais à un moment donné, la bite de baise est complètement vide et vous n'avez plus rien à foutre. C'est tout simplement la Fuckonomics.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\" width=\"487\" height=\"487\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #c4752c;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSPÉCIFICATIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatériau:\u003c\/strong\u003e bois\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 150g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTaille:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/1_233d5354-8484-4ecc-9fdd-3e0eebb566f1_480x480.jpg?v=1691376080\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/2_e8b54945-a294-47f7-94ae-c1dd837f5513_480x480.jpg?v=1691376179\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/3_be46f8e2-b513-4783-b111-27b04a6e2f46_480x480.jpg?v=1691376203\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaquet:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 * carte postale en papier découpé en bois (total de 100 mots)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #c4752c;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eREMARQUE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVeuillez autoriser de légers écarts de mesure dus à la mesure manuelle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEn raison des différents effets de moniteur et de lumière, la couleur réelle de l'article peut être légèrement différente de la couleur montrée sur les images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}